slow burning flags

who would have thought that the Danish flag would have been in such demand this year. it's quite a shame actually because i have been to denmark but didnt manage to buy a flag and now hundreds are being burnt. as some of you will no doubt know i am an avid collector of flags. well i have about 20-odd but thats casue i try to buy them from the countries i visit and i only started after my first inter-railing trip so i missed some out. but i do plan to get every flag in the world. so actually i'm probably a good person to know if you are planning to start a protest against the basque country or sicily for instance.

actually many of you will aso be aware of the plans i had to set up a flag business in the trouble spots of the world, selling slow burning flags of a variety of countries, maybe even double sided ones - say the U.S. flag on one side and the Israeli flag on the other. Most importantly the slow burning flags would be accurate. obviously a lot of the danish flags that have been burnt these last few weeks have been homemade- quite a simple flag you would think. but many muslims seem to want to pick a fight with Switzerland or even the french province of Savoy.
Protesters with the savoy flag

I'll finish this post with a warning from the premier spokeperson on flag matters Charles Ashburner of flagwire.

"Charles Ashburner warns Muslim protesters they risk horrific burns if they torch his Danish flags at a mass rally in London today.

"If the bits of burning material land on anyone's skin or eye, they will stick and cause serious injury or blindness."